When I’m about to walk into an exam I haven’t studied for


Christina's Narcism at its Finest.

Allie: Hey! This kid that you know friended me on Facebook!
Christina: (Looking at said friend) Do you even know him?
Allie: No....?
Christina: It's okay, I think he's just adding all my friends.
Allie: But why?
Christina: Because he likes my butt, probably.

W-T-FUCK?
After the three of us watched the Musical: “Me and My Dick,” forever quoting that line.

Allie Lost her Panera Virginity!

aaalliee:

ALSO: Lost my Panera virginity yesterday, too. 


aaalliee:

Weekend highlights. 

WHY DOES YOUR WEEKEND LOOK SO MUCH BETTER THAN MINE WHEN WE HAD THE SAME WEEKEND?!?!?

#bestfriendtrioproblems


What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at Hogwarts

I mean, 

  • Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
  • They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
  • They live right by the kitchen.
  • Their head of house teaches herbology.
  • “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
  • Slytherins obviously do cocaine.

#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY#YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME#I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE EGG IN A BATH WAS A LEGIT IDEA

omfg

LOL

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Looking back on this semester


aaalliee:

<3_<3

aaalliee:

<3_<3

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Our Scale System

Christina: So on a scale of one to ten, how terrible do I look right now?
Allie and Ashley: Ummmm....
Christina: Because I'm feeling a 10,000.

Today at the Pool....

Ashley: When we grow up, can we be mermaids together?
Christina: Yes Ashley. Yes we can.
Allie: WE CAN!